January 2011
They have some hot men in Europe. I'll tell you...
Hey sexy people, the new year is almost coming.
Neue Jahre's Letter.
Dear people, animals, cars, and other things…
I would want to say a few thanks. Thank you family for taking care of me. Thank you friends and acquaintances for making my life. Thank you basterds for ruining my life and reminding me that there are peopple like you that exist and that I will rule over you one day. Thank you betches that make me laugh. Thank you garbage men that pick up...
Drinking WeissWein and listening to a country...
Silver Wings just because Garrett Hedlund is singing.
drawsonwallswithcrayons asked: Hey neighbor, when are we party-ing in the streets?
drawsonwallswithcrayons asked: Hey neighbor, when are we party-ing in the streets?
When people make fun what I believe in sometimes I...
Because at those times, I think He’s helpless.
December 2010
Making Katie's gift...
Is taking me forever. I’m gonna have to give it to her at school.
I feel kinda frozen. I'm just really tired. I...
androracoon replied to your post: androracoon replied to your post: Jessie J. :] …
lol. Nooo Clue. But Daamnn. She’s like.. Idk She Speaks to me.
I don’t know. I’m just so tired. Watching those videos this late at night… I was like WTF am I watching?!
When I get a little stressed out...
Thinking of Garrett Hedlund makes me feel better a little.
androracoon replied to your post: Jessie J. :]
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What is she?? Black, white, hapa, mix what!?!??! I’m so confused. She looks white in the video but her voice was like… black.
lubirezeita asked: Jessie J. :]
Happy New Year's Eve, Planet Earth.
lubirezeita asked: Jessie J. :]
“You’re like the exotic version of Lucy Liu”
– Kristen Walker I really I thought she said Nuisance Nood.
thnafu:
RING MA BEEE-EEEE-EEEEEEL H-RING MA...
“I’m not just a caroler. I’m Super Caroler!”
– Katie Colson
“If being naked wasn’t illegal and a problem, I would’ve done it”
– Me
“Zephie, I know you’re not sleeping. Because I know how you sleep: you...”
– Me I caught my sister pretending to sleep
Me- Look at Elliot in that Tyedye shirt.
Morgan- I know he’s glowing
“I think Colton is gay.”
– Kelsey Alford
Asian Deco
Mama Colson- Look they still have Christmas lights up.
Me- They’re probably Asian. I mean have you seen those Chinese resturaunts? They use Christmas lights as decorations. All year around…
Milcah- Bye, ate.
Me- Ew. Just kidding. Bye Milcah.
Milcah- Ew
Who & Where
Me- Where’s Owly?
Josh- Owly is right next to me.
Me- Who?
Josh- Owly… He’s right next to me.
Me- Where?
Josh- HE’S RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!
“You know what? Don’t worry about it. Everyone else liked it. Haters only...”
– Laura Nardo
“You better run, you maggot!! You run…like a pedophile is after you!”
– Me making Kiersten run faster at PE.
We were shopping for rings.
Becca: Katie, don’t you think this ring is ugly?
Katie: I’m about to buy that ring, jerk-off!
“You look like you’re protecting the President from a perverted terrorist”
– Katie Colson
I was trying to read this one kid’s shirt
Me: Stop moving I’m trying to read your shirt. I don’t want to keep on staring at your chest when I’m trying to read.
Mitchell: She likes to look at chests.
Me: I love staring at man chests.
Mitchell: Welcome to the club.
*Silence & all of us stares at him*
Friend #1: You like staring at man chests?? HAHAH! Man boobs!
...
“Every time I look at Daniel, he reminds me of Scarlett Johansenn”
– Me
“WOO! HUG BATTLE! We need to do stuff. I will come and rescue you some day after...”
– Kristen Walker
“I will not be tamed by men. I don’t care how fcking hot you are”
– Me
“I don’t have modesty. I only have morals”
– Me
Katie Colson - *plays with my pocket zipper*
Me- *grabs phone that was bulging out of my pocket* That’s my phone, don’t worry.
Katie Colson- Don’t worry?! What are you talking about?!
“Back then, being hefty meant you were rich and you had enough money to eat. I...”
– Mrs. Brady
Red Shoes
Me- Those are hot shoes.
MaryAnn Rivas- Thank you.
Me- They look like the Erotic version of Dorothy’s
“I heard him say, “You need to shut your fcking little Asian Ass!”...”
– Me
“You have to write your signature. That means you have to write in cursive. And I...”
– Poulsen
Hannah- Can he come?
Jordan- Kenny? [I heard ‘can he’]
Hannah- Yeah, can he?
Jordan- Who’s Kenny?
Hannah-….. CAN HE?!
Jordan- Oh!! I don’t know.
“Nobody talks to me in Sociology class. I’m a nice kid, DAMMIT!”
– Katie Colson
Reichards Vs. Bradys
Me- Hey best history teacher in the world!
Brady- Hi Hannah!
Katie- Oooooh, burn.
Reichard- Thanks a lot, Hannah. What am I?
Me- Hey Mr. Reichard, best Sociology teacher in the world! I never had you as a History teacher so I can’t say.
Brady- I have her 1st period
Me- I’m bundles of energy! Wooo!
Reichard- I had those kids in my class last time.
Brady- So how are we...